...for quite some time. They have two wonderful children, respectively four and six years of age. She's quite happy with the relationship and otherwise has little issue with her husband aside from one thing. He always fucks her with the lights off.
She'd ask him about it from time to time but he'd casually brush her off, "I'll tell you about it some day."
It's not as if she was an unattractive woman nor that her husband was unattractive man. This only grew her curiosity.
So late one evening after setting the children to bed she seduced her husband. In the middle of his climax she reached over towards the dresser and flicked the lights on, getting off of him in the process. Only to notice when she looked down at him that he was wearing a big black strap on.
"Care to explain the strap on?" She asked, flabbergasted.
"Sure," he replied. "After you explain the kids."
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