...who is giving his usual sermon about what it means to be a God-fearing man when the time comes for the Children's Minutes. As always, he politely asks for the children in the congregation to come forward and takes his seat on the floor in front of the altar while the little ones come to the front.
As soon as they all get there, the pastor looks upon the children with a great smile and says "So, do you know why the world views me as a Christian?"
Almost I instinctively, a little boy in the front of the crowd raises his hand and is called upon by the minister.
The boy responds with "The world thinks you're a Christian because they don't go to church with you!"
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