who are assigned to work as a team. On a particular mission, they are captured, blindfolded, and are placed in a cell together.
A man tells the spies that they will be tortured until they confess everything they know.
The Frenchman is called out first. He is put on a chair, his hands tied to his back, and tortured. After an hour, he confesses everything he knows.
The Russian is taken next. Similarly, he is put on a chair, his hands tied to his back, and tortured. His resolve remains steady, but after two hours he confesses everything he knows.
Finally, the Italian is led out of the cell. He is put on a chair, his hands are tied to his back, and the torture begins.
An hour passes. Then two. Then four. The Italian spy is tortured for twelve hours, yet he confesses nothing. He is thrown back into the cell, and is greeted by his astounded companions.
"How did you last for so long? Why didn't you confess?" they asked.
"I tried to," the Italian groaned, "but they wouldn't untie my hands!"
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