He knocks on the door. A slot opens with two eyes looking at him. "What the fuck ya want?" "Big Moe wanna get fucked." "Slide $500 under the door." He slides the money under the door. BAM! The slot closes. Nothing happens. He beats on the door again. The slot opens back up. "What the fuck ya want?" "Big Moe wants to get fucked." The eyes say "What, AGAIN!?"
TL;DR: A fat guy gets fucked out of $500
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