There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ? Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees. he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! What happened then ? they asked, almost in unison. Well, then she said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !' he admitted.
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