He sailed the seas, taking ship after ship, no one seemed to be able to defeat his crew in combat.
One day, his first mate was curious about their great success.
"Cap'n, how is it you inspire the crew to fight their best no matter what we face?"
"Well don't tell em lad, I always wear me red shirt, so if I ever be hurt the men won't see me blood and will keep fighting with all they got. I want to keep em thinking I can't be touched"
The first mate was impressed and kept his secret through many more battles. One day, the first mate spied over a dozen ships on the horizon and went to tell the captain immediately. When the captain heard this, he calmly made one request.
"Lad, bring over me brown shorts."
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