There was once a man who loved going to see plays, and he had a favorite play-house that he went to very often. In this play-house, if you donate enough money they will let you have a small, non-speaking part, and eventually he donated so much money that they gave him a line, which was "Hark! Is that a cannon I hear?"
He was so excited by his line that he practiced it over and over again, repeating "Hark! Is that a cannon I hear? Hark! Is that a cannon I hear?" for months leading up to the play.
Finally, it was the day of the play, and in his scene the cannon rang out, and he shouted out, "Holy shit what was that?!"
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