There was an English lecture where it was being told that in no language two positives make a negative

What do you call...

Panickin' Skywalker.

A friend of mine...

He only has his shelf to blame.

A father and son...

The son says "Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?" And the father...

Proper grammar is...

... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit.

If sleep is the...

then nap-kins are at least relatives.

Penpal Virus

(Jokeindex.com note: Hey, I know it's not a joke, but _we_ think these...

Today I fucked up

Now she's pregnant :/

So I've got this...

But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad,...

Three gays are...

Three gays are sitting on a bench in a park and chatting. Suddenly first one...

What did the egg...

It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.