He very much enjoyed looking at the various articles of clothing that people were wearing and would often inquire of people where they bought their clothes.
"We'll hey! That's a nice pair of shoes you've got on!" He said to a young man who turned the corner.
"Thanks!" He replied, "I just got 'em from JC Penny!"
Another man came around the corner wearing a particular t-shirt that he found fascinating.
"Wow, that is a great shirt, do you mind if I ask where you got it?"
"JC Penny!" He replied with a smile.
As he pondered the wonderful coincidence of two individuals wearing such nice clothing from the same place, he notices another young man come around the corner wearing the most incredible pants he had ever seen.
He jumped up from the bench and exclaimed, " You MUST have gotten those wonderful pants from JC Penny! Would you please give me directions?"
The young man smiled and told him that JC Penny was just around the corner.
The man could barely contain his excitement, and as he rushed around the corner he tripped over another young man lying naked in the street.
"Oh no! Are you okay?" He exclaimed, "You look as though you've been mugged! What is you name?"
The young boy struggled to speak as he muttered the words, "...I'm JC Penny"
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