When it started to happen all his kids came up to him with cups, so he cam fill them with his lemonade, one of the kids had two cups,
"who's that for?" The father asked
"It's for mommy, dad" the kid replied.
"well, dont you worry about mommy, son, she will be drinking straight from the bottle" - father
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