There once was 3 men. One Scottish, one irish, and one jewish. Every day they went to work. They were builders. They were working on the top of a building. The scottish man pulls out his lunch and says TUNA! I hate TUNA! If my wife gives me tuna tomorow i will jump off this building! The Irish man says EGG! I hate EGG! If my wife gives me egg tomorow i will jump off this building! The Jewish man says HUMOUS! I hate Humous! If my wife gives me humous tomorow i will jump off this building! The next day the scottish man pulls out his lunch and says TUNA! Thats it! and jumps off th building. The irish man says EGG! Thats it! and jumps off the building. The jewish man says HUMOUS! Thats it! and jumps off the building. The next day the wifes get interviewed. The scottish and irish wives says If h had just had just told me he didnt like it i would have made him something different. The Jewish wife says I dont understand. He always made his own sandwhiches.
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