There is an opening to a CIA hitman job


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An instructor directs them to a room, one at a time, with their soul mate tied to a chair, the instructions are to shoot them


The first man goes in, but instead of being too afraid, he savagely shoots her, he gets the job.


The second man goes in, but his hands are shaky so he misses all of his shots. He does not get the job.



Then, finally, the women is directed into the room and she sees a stove.

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