... and wonders where to get his ticket. He goes to the help desk and they say "There's a ticket counter somewhere over there" and points to a big empty space. The man goes there, but then gets lost quickly. He then sees a guy at a counter, and heads there.
"Hello" The man says. "I'm looking for the ticket counter, is this it?"
"Yes, how can I help you?" The guy at the counter asked.
"My name's John smith. I'm going to florida."
"Okay, that will be $3'000. How will you be paying?"
The man then pulls out $3'000 dollars in cash, and gives it to the guy. Then the guy goes into a room in the back, and doesn't come out. The man then asked at the help desk where the guy at the counter went.
To which the help desk replied:
"That isn't the ticket counter."
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