There are two muffins in an oven.

They are baking along happily as muffins are one to do. One muffin turns to the other, wiping some sweat off its brow and says "hey buddy, is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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