A rich man and a poor man are talking at a Christmas party. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for Christmas. He said he got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring. "Why did you get her both? " asked the poor man. "So if she doesn't like one she still has the other", he replied. "What did you get your wife?" "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo," said the poor man. "Why did you get her slippers and a dildo?" Asked the rich man. The poor man grudgingly replied, "so if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
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