There are three men standing at the gates of heaven

Each of them must describe the way they died before entering.
The first man says, "Well, I had a suspicion that my wife might be cheating on me, so I came home early to our apartment to catch them in the act. At first, I'm walking around and I don't see anything. However, when I walk over to the window I notice that a man is dangling off of the balcony! Filled with rage, I grab a hammer and begin pounding at his fingers until he falls. Unfortunately, he didn't die because he landed on some bushes. Even angrier, I pick up the mini fridge in our kitchen and throw it down, killing him. But I became so worked up that I had a heart attack and died."
The first man passes through.
The second man steps forward and says, "So I was just minding my own business, washing the windows of an apartment building when suddenly I loose my footing and begin to fall. Fortunately, I was able to grab onto the balcony of a suite to save myself. But then some crazy guy runs out and starts hitting my hands with a hammer until I fall again! This time I landed on some bushes so I was ok, until this guy decides to throw down a mini fridge and kill me!"
The second man passes through.
The third man steps forward, and says,
"Picture this: I'm butt naked hiding inside a mini fridge"

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