An Englishman a Welshman and an Irishman were building a skyscraper, the Englishman opened his sandwiches and said "Dammit, if my wife makes me pork sandwiches i'll jump off this building", the Welshman opens his and says "If my wife makes tuna again I'll jump off as well". The Irishman opens his and says "Corned beef again, if I get these tomorrow I too will jump off with you two."
The next day the three men open their sandwiches, the Englishman has pork, and jumps off, the Welshman has tuna, so he too jumps off, the Irishman has corned beef and jumps off.
At their funerals their wives are talking, the Englishman's wife says "He should have said, I didn't know he hated pork, the Welshman's wife nodded in agreement, but the Irishman's wife was confused, she said "But Pat made his own sandwiches"
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