There are two people on a boat; they have three cigarettes. However, they don't have a lighter. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat *became a cigarette lighter!*
Edit: Wow this blew up. I suppose we can use the explosion to light the cigarette now.
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