A boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference
between theory and reality?" The father answered, "let's put it this way. Go ask your Mom if she'd sleep with our neighbor for a million dollars." The boy returned and said, "She said yes." The father replied, "Go ask your sister the same question." The boy returned and said that his sister also said yes. The father went on to explain, "There you have it son. In theory we are sitting on two million dollars while in reality we are living with a couple of whores."
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