the fisher man who lived in glasgow had been unemployed for months. He heard they were hiring in Peterhead. He spent his last money getting there. When he arrived he went to harbour and asked the agent for a job. The agent agreed to hire him and told him to go into town and get a room for the night and come back in the morning when he would be allocated to a boat.Being skint the man said can I have a sub. The agent replied fuck off you,ll get a trawler like the rest of them.
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