As a young boy, Tom was troubled. He was neglected and abused by his parents and consequently, did poorly in school. By the time he grew into an adult, he had *serious* issues; he developed a tendency toward eating people.
He sought therapy from the time he was able to afford it, as cannibalism is a tremendous burden for anyone to carry.
Throughout his 20's and 30's he made serious progress, and one day near his 40th birthday, he had a particularly satisfying session. He was on his way to the bar to celebrate, when he passed his therapist.
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