Person #1: "Want to hear a joke?"
Person #2: "Sure."
Person #1: "Your face."
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Your momma is so fat, she is overweight.
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Two turds were hanging out. The first one was moaning and groaning. The second one asked, "What's wrong?" The first one replied, "I feel like crap."
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