I could voyage across the seas. I could service the community. I could research a cure for cancer. I could get a real job. I could feed the homeless. I could adopt kittens. I could lose my virginity. I could venture the mountains of Nepal. I could become a millionaire. I could learn guitar. I could learn how to cook. I could gain sexy abs. I could do so many things.
Instead, I'm slowly suffocating in my basement as a bitch of Reddit.
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