A man is in desperate need to get laid and goes to the local whore house.
He goes inside and is met with the mad'aam of the house. He says
"I would like any girl you got, please make sure she doesn't take long getting ready." The mad'aam tells him where to go and instructs him to wait in the room.
She tells one of her average girls to go up and show him a good time. The girl goes up, walks in the door, screams and runs out of the whore house puking along the way.
Being that the women see strange things, the mad'aam sends her most veteran woman up to pleasure the customer while she cleans up the mess. But, the second girl screams and runs downstairs puking.
The mad'aam, tired of the man scaring her girls decides to see what's the matter. When she gets to the room she she's the man sitting at the table eating from a bowl.
He says
"Mmmm...These cherries are great!"
The mad'aam says
"Those aren't cherries! Those are last month's abortions!"
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