Judge: Well, Tawanda, as I understand the charges, your man, Tyrone came home drunk the other night and violated you. And you want him put away for a while.Tawanda: Not exactly, your Honor. He did as you say, but then he'd done that many times before. This time, when he was done violating me, he went and grabbed little Annie with the glasses and violated her!Judge: Oh, I see. I guess that would be the last straw!Tawanda: Oh, no your Honor. He'd done that twice before, also. The last straw was when he put little Annie's glasses on his violator and said, "Look around big boy and see if you missed anybody!"
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