The US was asked to take in 65,000 refugees from Syria, but declined. Mexico got wind and said they will give them the same freedoms and quality of life as they would get in America.

Good Sport

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do...

Why did the witch...

The property taxes were gastronomical.

There's nothing...

It's the best sex you'll ever have.

If a meteorite...

A meteor-WRONG!

Sports are a lot...

Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.

Mr Potato Head...

What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? Michael...

How I display my...

I like to sit and eat goldfish in front of Mr. Bubbles to show him who's boss.

If I washed my...

-No? -You dirty cocksucker you.

The school building

What has four legs and can jump as high as a school building. A dead horse.

A man asked a...

A man asked a Native American what his wife's name was. He replied, "She is...