The United States Naval Construction Forces turned down a contract to build a new bridge between San Francisco and Oakland.

A Tale of Two Fleas

A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread...

An Irish joke

There are a group of Irishmen who work at a brewery. One day, one of them...

Dog drink

how do you make a dog drink? put it in a blender

What happens when...

She has it bronzed.

Three Pastors and...

Three pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems...

What did the...

Cluck! Cluck! Fucking cluck damnit!

Special License

There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police...

A Birthday Celebrati

"Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm...

"Guy Walks Into a...

**A bit of a long read, but it's absolutely hilarious. I copied this from The...

How Britons shower.

The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea.