The United Nations just ended a meeting about the security in the world.

So everybody was leaving the room and some delegayes went to pee.
After doing what they had to do, the representatives of France USA and UK exited the bathroom and waite dto wash their hands.
The american washed hs hands during a long time, used half the bottle of soa^p and said to the others "In America we like to do things well. "
Then the english washed his hands in a very kittle time, used a small amount of soap and said " In England, we like to do things well while beeing efficient. "
Then comes the urn of the french guy who doesn't wash his hands but instaed says 3 Funny you said this but in France we learn not to pee on our hands. "

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