The two rice cakes

So these two rice cakes were walking out on the beach, it was a nice day and they were super psyched to be outside. One of the rice cakes was quite buff and had nice muscles and said, ¨man I am looking good today, I mean nothing can stop me I feel awesome!¨. Then the other rice cake was said ¨yeah man it's a great day, I mean the sun is out and we are at the beach¨. Buff rice cake says ¨I mean man look at my muscles, everyone is totally checking me out, I look great¨. Finally the other rice cake says, ¨Dude' what is up with you, if you say that you look great one more time; I will throw you in the ocean¨. Buff rice cake looks at small rice cake and says, ¨theres no way you could pick me up, I MEAN look at me' I'm wayyy too buff!¨. Small Rice cake looks out into the ocean and guess what happened next!...
Small rice cake, PICKED HIM UP AND THREW HIM INTO THE OCEAN!!!!! I mean can you believe that, He threw him into the fucking ocean!

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