Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree!
The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree.
"Juan, we are saved" Exclaimed Pablo
"sí Pablo, we are!"
Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two dive for cover behind a large rock. Pablo decides to take a look at what is going on by peeping his head over the rock and to the hope of savior drains from his body..
"What is it, Pablo? What do you see?!"
Pablo drops down beside his companion..
"Ohh Juan I'm so sorry, we have made a grave mistake.."
"WHAT IS IT PABLO?!" Juan barks.
"It is not a bacon tree..but a ham bush."
EDIT- Please use a stereotypical, humorous Mexican accent for all speaking parts.
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