Q. One day a blonde walked into an electronics store and went to the cashier and asked "may I please buy that t.v. over there"and the cashier said "no because your blonde." So she went home and dyed her hair black and went back to the store and asked the cashier again if she could by the t.v. and he again said no because your blonde. she thought "how does he know I am blonde." so she went home and dyed her hair brown, and red and the same thing happened. she came back the next day with her hair blonde and asked the cashier how did you know that i was blonde when i dyed my hair all of those colors and the cashier said~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A. "because that is not a t.v. thats a microwave."
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