Jimmy was walking to class one morning when he noticed a student spray painting the wall on campus with graffiti.
Jimmy: Whoa what are you doing? You can't do that!
Student: Why not? What are you going to do about it?
Jimmy: Do you know who I am?
Student: No.
Jimmy: Well, the principal is my mom and I'm going to report you.
Student: Wait, wait, wait. Do you know who I am?
Jimmy: No.
Student: Good. Bye.
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