The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!

The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything! Then why don't you give up show business? I can't - I'm a star!

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