A traveling salesman is going from door to door in a town, and as he walks up to the door of the last house he hears what sounds like music playing inside the house.
He knocks on the door and is greeted by a twelve year old boy with a cigar in one hand, a scotch in the other, wearing his mother's lingerie, playing Metallica at a volume usually reserved for concerts.
The salesman is taken aback by this and he says to the boy,
"Oh! Um. Son. Are your parents home?"
The boy stares at him for a second and says,
"The fuck do you think" and slams the door.
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