An Englishman, a Frenchman and Angelina Jolie are sitting together in a train travelling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel, and everything goes dark.
There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Angelina Jolie and the Englishman are sitting there as if nothing has happened, and the Frenchman is holding a slapped face.
The Frenchman is thinking, "That Englishman must have kissed Angelina and she swung at him, missed, and slapped me."
Angelina Jolie is thinking, "That French guy must have tried to kiss me, kissed the Englishman by mistake, and got slapped."
The Englishman is thinking, "This is great. When we go through the next tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again, and slap that French guy again!"
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