Once upon a time, there lived three balloons - Papa Balloon, Mama Balloon, and Baby Balloon. Baby Balloon would always go to bed in his own room, but would soon sneak into Mama and Papa's bed.
When Baby Balloon got a bit bigger, his parents tried to get him to stay in his own bed all night, and Baby Balloon promised that he would, but the very next night he was trying to get in to their bed.
However, he found could not quite get in, no matter how he struggled. After a while, he had an idea - he would let a little air out of Papa Balloon! This he did, but still he couldn't fit, so he let some air out of Mama Balloon - but to his dismay, still he couldn't get.
In desperation, he then let some air out of himself - and he could get in the bed! The next morning, Papa Balloon and Mama Balloon were both furious with him.
Papa Balloon said, "You promised you would sleep in your own bed! How could you? You've let me down, you've let your mother down, but most of all, you've let yourself down!"
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