The theatrical manager exclaimed: Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real. It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe. Well, said the manager, for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play.
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