The TASTY penis

one day there was a man that visited this hotel in some
place. he said to tell counter teller, "can I have the keys
to the first floor and can I have a jar of pickles to eat." ok
said the teller. "but you have to eat the pickles out on
your window platform." ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, "can i have the keys to the second floor and
can i have a pair of siccors because i like to cut hair." ok
said the teller. "but you have to cut hair on the
window platform." ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, "can i have the keys to the third floor and
can i have bottle of glue. i like to glue stuff together." ok
said the teller. "but you have to glue your stuff out on
the window platform." ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, "can i have the keys to the fourth floor
and can i have a can of green paint. i am going to paint my
things green. that's my favorite color." ok said the teller.
"but you have to paint your things out on the window platform.
ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, "can i have the keys to the fifth floor
and can i have a butcher's knife because i like to cut meet."
ok said the teller. "but you have to cut your meat out
on the window platform." ok said the man.
the next day, everyone was doing there thing out one the
window platform. the butcher was cutting meat when
accidental he cut of his man hood. it fell off his window
plantform and landed on the platform under his. that was
the green paint. it fell in the paint and fell on the platform
under the paint platform. so it fell in a little puddle of glue.
after that, the penis fell on to the window platform. that was
all the hair. after the penis fell into a pile of hair, the
penis fell onto
the next platform. which was the jar of pickles. right after
the penis fell into the jar of pickles, the man that slept
on that floor took the jar of pickles and picked out a pickle.
unfortenatly, the pickle the man picked out was not a pickle at
all.
the man did not know that. so when he picked out the fake
pickle, he bit it. and then he ate the whole thing.
still and forever, he did not know the pickle he picked out of
the pickle jar was a penis. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!