finally gets a call for a small part in a play.
The director says, "your line is: "Hark, is that a cannon I hear?"
So the excited actor practices off stage many ways to say the line until he thinks he has it just right. When his time comes, the director taps him on the shoulder and says, "you're on."
Out struts the actor in full costume and suddenly there is a loud boom.
He shouts: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????!!!!!"
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