So this string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender looks at him and says "we don't serve your kind" so the string leaves. the next day the string walks into the bar again to try and get a drink, but the bartender tell him " I thought I told you we don't serve your kind, get the fuck out of here". the walk out the front door ties himself into a knot and mess his hair up and walk back in. the bartender pissed says "aint you that string I told to get the fuck out of here. the string replies "I'm a frayed knot"
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