This short, tiny guy is riding in an elevator. Elevator stops and this big, tall, burly sumbitch gets in.
Big guy looks down at the little guy and says "Six foot eight, 280 pounds, twenty inch dick, ten pound left ball, ten pound right ball. Turner Brown" and sticks out his hand.
Little guy just passes out on the floor.
Big guy leans over, slaps him around a little and gets him to come to. Big guy says to the little guy "Sorry man, I didn't mean to freak you out. My name is Turner Brown. That's how I introduce myself. Its nice to meet you."
Little guy gets this relieved look on his face and and says "Oh shit man, I thought you said turn around!"
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