One evening, a string went to the bar for a drink. As he attempts to order, the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve string here." dejected, the string went home.
A few days later, the string, still thirsty for a drink, went back. The bartender immediately points out, "hey! We don't serve string here!" again, the string leaves.
A week later, the string still wants that drink. He takes scissors and lightly clips his top and bottom, and then quickly ties himself together. He goes back to the bar for that drink.
The bartender, at this point irate, exclaims, "hey! Didn't I tell you we don't serve string here?"
The string replies, "I'm afraid not!"
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