A SQL query walks into a bar
The bartender recognized him as a wanted criminal and asks: Aren't you Charles O'Leary?
The SQL query knew there was no escape so he fell over and died.
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A joke I just created. I think it's kinda clever :)
And of course, the obligatory XKCD: http://imgur.com/sVY1npo (Source: http://xkcd.com/327/)
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