Three candidates for being a spy are given the final test. Each one is given a gun and taken to a house with orders to kill whoever is in there. Unbeknownst to the candidates, at that house is each candidate's wife and the gun is filled with blanks.
The first candidate goes in and the spy masters wait outside listening. There is silence and moments later the candidate exits and apologizes, having not fired the gun, saying he couldn't do it. They thank him but inform him he has failed.
The second candidate goes in and the spy masters wait outside listening. There is silence and moments later the candidate exits and apologizes, having not fired the gun, saying he couldn't do it. They thank him but inform him he has failed.
The third candidate goes in and the spy masters wait outside listening. Moments later, they hear shots fired. Pleased with themselves they wait for him to exit. They sit and wait and after a while he finally exits. They congratulate him on passing the test.
One asks "So what took you so long after you shot at your wife?"
"Well the gun didn't work. So I had to strangle her and that took a little while."
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