They had water, but no food. After a couple of days wandering in the desert they saw the remaining of another plane that was crashed a few days ago with a dead pilot. So one man says to the other "Let's open the dead pilot's stomach, perhaps what he ate is still there." The other agrees, they open the pilot's stomach and see the he had spaghetti.
The second man starts eating hungrily, the first man refuses politely. "You said to open his stomach and now you refuse?" asks the second man, "No thank you, I don't feel like it." The first man replies. So they continue walking, after a few hours, the spaghetti which was rotten in the dead pilot's stomach is hard to digest, so the guy who ate it starts to vomit. The other guy starts eating the vomited spaghetti. "What the heck are you doing?" asks the guy who vomited the spaghetti. And the man replies: "I like my spaghetti warm."
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