In a town in the Deep South, the police department is pulling a dead body out of the river.
The man is black and has 20 bullet wounds, 15 stab wounds, and is wrapped in 300 pounds of chains.
The Southern Sheriff says, "This is the worst case of suicide I've every seen!"
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