was on a plane along with a hippie and a priest. Suddenly, the pilot comes running back with a distressed look. "The plane is going to crash, I've done all I can. There are three parachutes and since I am the pilot, I am taking one; you three will have to decide who gets the other two."
With that the pilot puts on the chute and jumps out the door.
Without hesitation or discussion, the smartest man in the world grabs a chute for himself and puts it on. He declares in the snootiest tone: "Look you two, I am the smartest man in the world so it is only right that I survive! Who knows what great things I can do with my brain, so goodbye."
With that he jumps out the door.
The Priest looks at the hippie and says "Young man, you have your whole life ahead of you, take the last chute and jump. I am at peace and have lived a full life."
The hippie looks up at the priest and says through bloodshot eyes, bushy hair, raspy voice, " Hey man, it's all right...you know that smartest man in world guy? He took my backpack."
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