One day a shopkeeper in a low populated area makes a great plan in order to boost his income. He has his friend rob the place and then he'll get the money back from the insurance.
The plan happens flawlessly, police were around and asking a few questions, insurance money had come back and he had gotten the money his friend helped him earn.
A couple of months later one of the cops from the crime scene comes into the shop. The shopkeeper sees him at the checkout and casually asks him how the investigation was going. The cop smiles and says, "oh, yeah, we drove around for about an hour and a half and then we saw the suspect. We knew he was the suspect so we just shot him". The shopkeeper gasps mildly and asks "w-who was it?" "We saw him running there, the black fella, we shot him. The little bastard had probably already given the money to some friend, but he was still fleeing, damn right." The shopkeeper is pretty shocked and breaks a sweat as he asks "A-are you sure he was the one?"
The cop stops smiling and looks annoyed by the comment; "I just said, we drove around for an hour and a half and he was the only black man we saw running."
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