A sea captain was shipwrecked on a deserted island for over 6 months. When the coast guard finally tracked him down they showed up with two rescue boats, one carrying his wife. Upon the tearful reunion the sea captains wife wanted to make sure he was okay.
"How was the island, did you find food, are you okay?"
"I'm fine" - the sea captain replied - "There was plentiful food and fresh water, only... There is one thing. Being shipwrecked here for so long, a man does get urges. Without you here, I had to look elsewhere to satisfy them."
"Oh?" responded his wife, "What happened?"
"Well, obviously the boat crashed and I wasn't able to salvage much, so I'm sorry to say that for the past 6 months I've been making love to a net."
"A net?" The wife appeared shocked. "Oh well, I guess you have to turn somewhere, I forgive you darling."
Just then, a beautiful woman emerged from the woods. She was naked from head to toe except for a loin cloth around her waste. She smiled and waved at the sea captain, it was evident she'd lived on the island for years.
"Wait a minute," his wife slowly realized, "Is that... Annette??" She started fuming.
"What? No? That's Maya." The sea captain responded. "HEY MAYA, CAN YOU GRAB ME THAT FISHING NET I LIKE TO FUCK, IM GOING HOME!"
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