Naseeruddin Shah was one of the few courtiers that the Sheikh had for actual advice rather than to please his father's acquaintances.
As such, he tested Naseeruddin a lot when it came to matters of patience and understanding, hoping to know where he put the line between displeasing the Hierarch and making a frivolous joke.
One Ramadan evening, when the Palace was breaking the fast, the monarch and the courtiers were served dates (the fruit, not the bed-mates) as appetizers.
The Sheikh being the scumbag as on occasion, ate the fruit and placed the seeds on Naseeruddin's plate. This kept going on for a while, till the king stopped eating. Naseeruddin, knowing that the Sheikh and his antics, did not take this to heart. The pile of seeds began growing in Naseeruddin's plate
A bit sharp that Nasseruddin did not react to his brazen attitude, the Sheikh stoked the fire by saying:
"My Dear Naseeruddin, do you know what people will think after seeing you plate? They will think that you have eaten the most dates this evening."
Naseeruddin, a bit disgusted by his Sheikh said:
"My Highness, do you know what people will think when they see your plate? They will think that you have eaten the dates along with their seeds."
Edit Source: Translated from Tamil Standard Textbook, Class 6, 2006 edition.
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